Wouldn't life be better if everything warned you when you were in over your head? I sure as hell don't. Where would we get all those wonderful videos of people doing stupid things and hurting themselves? Hell I wouldn't even have a job.

And now the good stuff:

Jessi Slaughter

Epic Beard Man

Ignorance is bliss.

This happens ever generation from what I gather, resistance to change. Whelp gramps just know you lose every generation. The next generation will just go along and do as they wish just like you did before.

For all those protesting the NY Mosque just know this the Constitution protects it, its private land, not all Muslim's are bad. Face it your old and your stereotyping.

This is most likely fake but oh well. I'm sure if someone was feeding us our parents it would've appeared on the news or something.

Here's some music to go with that meal:

and before you ask the Golden Girls rock! Especially the slutty old one. She should be a role model for all youngsters. Next time you got a headache remember she went through Menopause and is still up and at'em. Not to say its all good in Golden land, that Bea Arthur scares the ish out of me. Imagine waking up next to that? She's more man then me.

The more you know...

Steven Slater your a douche.

And now for other epic moments:

Dear Tiger,

Love, Fortune Cookie

Here's some things that stupid people do that ruin it for the rest of us:

• They make stupid faces in pictures.
• Sniffing those lovely fruit smelling markers we used as kids
• Eating paste
• My wife says, "A good time"
• The ability to shave while driving while talking on the phone and smoking a cigarette
• The interwebs
• This country of ours
• Game shows
• Dodge ball

If you have not seen office space then shame on you!

Peter Gibbons: Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work. And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career. So, if you wanted to fix old cars then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic.
Samir: So what did you say?
Peter Gibbons: I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech.
Michael Bolton: No, you're working at Initech because that question is bullshit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors, because no one would clean shit up if they had a million dollars.
Samir: You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...
Michael Bolton: Samir, you're missing the point. The point of the exercise is that you're supposed to figure out what you would want to do if...
[printer starts beeping]
Michael Bolton: "PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?